I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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