I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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