ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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