shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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