..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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