This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
