if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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