Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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