I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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