Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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