Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I need a burrito and a hug.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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