Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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