I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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