i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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