No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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