grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
