We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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