Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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