We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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