Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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