"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
