Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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