Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
