I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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