i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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