I want to have your abortion
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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