was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
