You work out of a Hotel?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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