friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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