Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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