is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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