About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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