I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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