remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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