Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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