I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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