She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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