he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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