My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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