When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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