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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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