doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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