they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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