Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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