fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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