would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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