the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize