I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
