You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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