I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Acid is not a monday night drug
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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