i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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