I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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