Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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